My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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