either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Your mouth is God's brothel.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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