Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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