David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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