Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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