Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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