eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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