Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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