wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
