Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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