Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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