It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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