I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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