I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
