If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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