i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
then he tried to convert me to islam
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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