Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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