so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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