That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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