Kiss
Puke
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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