I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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