hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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