operation have a gay friend backfired
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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