i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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