You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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