You work out of a Hotel?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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