he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.