Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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