On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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