Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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