Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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