it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
