why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize