I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She's the barista slut.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.