Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?