He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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