bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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