So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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