I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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