I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Mom said you looked used
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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