why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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