he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
being pregnant is like rehab
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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