is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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