Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
we should paint friendship bongs
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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