There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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