He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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