The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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