Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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