I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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