I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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