Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She even gives head with a lisp.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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