if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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