the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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