If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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