I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i may or may not be watching the land before time
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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