Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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