why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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